Cerita Lucu – Nitip Dong Sayang

Ceritanya ada sepasang pengantin baru yang akan menikmati malam pertama, si istri orang desa yang bloon tur kolot dan penakut lagi………………karena dia mendengar cerita orang-orang yang sudah pada menikah, kalau melakukan hubungan sex pasti pada awalnya terasa sakit……..

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Sudah pasti pada malam pertama sang suami gagal melakukan hubungan sex, malam kedua juga gagal lagi sampai akhirnya hari ke enam. Pada hari ke 7 tepat tengah malam tiba-tiba sang istri bagun dan berdiri hendak meninggalkan tempat tidur, sang suami kuatir dan bertanya :

Suami : “Mau kemana sayang……….??!!”

Istri : “Mau ke kamar mandi mandi, buang air kecil……..”

Suami : “Aku nitip dong say……………”

Istri : “Gimana caranya……….??!!”

Suami : “Gampang gini saya kasih tahu…………….”

Akhirnya berhasillah sang suami menyalurkan hasratnya yang selama ini terpendam.
Setelah selesai, si istri kekamar mandi sedang si suami tidur lagi.
Besoknya, malam-malam si suami kaget ketika istrinya membangunkan :

Istri : “Mas………….mas………….bangun…………..”

Suami : “Ada apa say………….malam-malam bangunin saya…………..(sambil agak malas karena tadi malam sudah puas)

Istri : “Nggak……say………cuma mau tanya ……….mau nitip lagi nggak……….soalnya aku mau ke kamar mandi lagi………………”

Suami : “#$@!@$&%&*^%#@! ( sambil tersenyum gembira………….mauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ) 

 

Cerita lucu

 

Brewokan
Di kira di mimik Janda
Juragan ayam dan tukang jamu
Istri ketagihan sex
Saropah dan nyonya
Nitip dong sayang
Senjata makan tuan
Maling bego
Gagal KB
Janda perawan
IQ Paijo melebihi BJ Habibie
Di hangatkan dulu
Anak dalam celana
Senjata makan tuan
Obat mujarab
Burung kaka tua
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Cerita Lucu Brewokan

Suatu hari seorang ibu naik taksi di tengah kota Jakarta yang ramai dan tak banyak tempat berhentinya………

Lalu ibu tersebut kebelet pipis…………….maklum sudah tua……………..

Ibu : “pak saya kebelet pipis nih………..boleh berhenti sebentar tidak………………”

bodonkSopir : “Wah tidak bisa bu disini daerah larangan berhenti………………..!, kalau ibu benar-benar kebelit pipis dari dalam aja bu tapi di buang keluar ya………………”

Ibu menuruti saran si sopir di bukalah jendela dan pipislah ibu itu dari dalam taxi karena tak kuat menahannya lagi………….tetapi mau selesai ada pengendara sepeda motor (PM) yang lewat sebelah taxi……………dengan ngebut…………….setelah sadar dia memberhentikan taxi tersebut………….dengan amarah…………….

PM : “Saya mau tanya siapa yang meludahi saya tadi………………?!”

Ibu : “Maaf pak tadi saya tak sengaja………..soalnya ………?!”

PM : “Sudah ibu tidak perlu minta maaf ………….saya tahu pelakunya …….selintas tadi saya melihat pelakunya brewokan………..!!”

Ibu : &%^*&&^$$#@##&*&^^ (xixixixixixi……………)

Cerita lucu

 

Brewokan
Di kira di mimik Janda
Juragan ayam dan tukang jamu
Istri ketagihan sex
Saropah dan nyonya
Nitip dong sayang
Senjata makan tuan
Maling bego
Gagal KB
Janda perawan
IQ Paijo melebihi BJ Habibie
Di hangatkan dulu
Anak dalam celana
Senjata makan tuan
Obat mujarab
Burung kaka tua

Waiwo Dive Resort Raja Ampat – Diving

WAIWO DIVE RESOR RAJA AMPAT

Our dive center provide 3 pieces of dive boat ready to take you enjoy the underwater beauty of Raja Ampat. Usually to spend time interval, we will take you to the islands closest to the dive spot, among others Mioskun, Koh, and others where you can enjoy lunch and enjoy the white sandy beaches are so beautiful.

Therefore the location of our resort lies close to the dive spot, you can enjoy more than 42 favorite dive spots including Manta Point, The Passage and Blue Magic.

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Waiwo Dive Resort – Raja Ampat

WAIWO DIVE RESORT RAJA AMPAT

Your perfect family getaway awaits you at Waiwodive resort. This charming and romantic resort was built with an ecological aproach whilekeeping preservation and environmental balance was located onthe south coastand close toWaisaiWaigeo, capital ofRaja Ampat,very strategic and can be reachedby landandor sea.

The bungalow sare buil tunder agrove oftreesand natural green so that you can feel the air remains cool and thewhite sand beaches and out spread blue in front

You will definitely impress  when comes to Waiwo Dive Resort,wild animalssuch aslizards, possum, Maleo, and otherscan befound andthe sound of bird swill always accompan yand its location was close toour Resort Dive favorite Spot which located in Centra lRaja Ampat and this will take you to another world withan unforgettable experience.

Waiwo Dive Resort Raja Ampat Papua – Indonesia

Waiwo Dive Resort Raja Ampat Papua – Indonesia

THE WAIWO DIVE RESORT RAJA AMPAT

Your perfect family getaway awaits you at waiwo dive resort. This charming and romantic resort was built with an ecological aproach While keeping preservation and environmental balance was located on the south coast and close to Waisai Waigeo capital of Raja Ampat, very strategic and can be reached by land and or sea.

The bungalows are built under a grove of trees and natural green so that you can feel the air remains cool and the white sand beaches and outspread blue in front.

You will definitely impress when comes to Waiwo Dive Resort , wild animals such as lizards, possum, Maleo, and others can be found and the sound of birds will always accompany and its location was close to our Resort Dive favorite Spot which located in Central Raja Ampat and this will take you to another world with an unforgettable experience.

God is a religious person?

Regards which was, before I let them know that because I as a citizen of Indonesia who obey them I have a religion recognized by the state. But indeed I terisnpirasi to write this because I found that I thought or opinion it was rather strange to most people, because the underlying thinking logical or reasonable, and if there is wrong I apologize to everyone.

Used from minor to adult I became a fanatical man both into and out of religion I am, in all aspects of life must come into contact with bigotry, because of the small relegius teaching me tight and if you do not think in at or shunned by their parents. In the little time we must fervently follow what is recommended by parents because it’s all true and there’s nothing wrong at all.

As an adult, married and had a lot of things about life that people would contemplate it turns out we’re getting wise to look at something far away from fanaticism, because it turns destructive fanaticism of human thought itself because apparently God is Universal or belong to everyone. Neither one wants to admit the existence of God and groups that do not want to admit it. All that belongs to God because He created it, like it or not we like it or not there is because it is His creation.

If I remember the first time I was so embarrassed, because all the things I associate with excessive fanaticism be even be individuals who do not according to God, for example, if I see artists not correligionists I certainly do not support ……………. he amused himself but Now that I experienced was unbelievable because I have understood that God sees man not of his religion, if God is judging religion certainly is not right because in every religion there are good and evil, the robbers, the evil, corrupt, etc. surely exists in every religion.

God knows only true doctrine, eternal and will not change until the end of time, the truth as to what is the purpose of God??!! simple truth is the purpose that is loved children, especially his wife had never lied to apostate and everyone in the world without exception, give alms to the needy by not distinguishing especially if you can give every day life, such as building a company, building a business incorporates little else to work.

Truths of God that we can do that brings us back to Him because He’s not going to distinguish humans from what RELIGION??!! of what the TRIBE! RICH or POOR!! Deform or NORMAL!!, MUTE or DEAF or BLIND!!, May or BLIND READING LETTER, OFF or OFF SICK street, in the wilderness or METROPOLITAN CITY.

If we want to reflect on the writings of the above capital letters obviously we are definitely starting to realize that a person born BLIND and suppose that he was born in a Muslim family, he must follow the teachings of pious Muslims, as well as a blind child that was born in a Christian family he must follow the teachings of a pious Christian as well as religious or other beliefs. But when he’s big and want to convert to another religion because it is more convenient for them if there is something wrong? suppose a Christian to a Muslim or a Christian or a Muslim to another religion? certainly there is no problem because God did not judge her religion but only assess individually. What about people who are not familiar with in the wilderness and did not have any religious writings??!!

Because the Lord is salvation that determines the individual and not the group or class. Hopefully this can be useful for many people and did not experience what I experienced first one because the more we think the more God is looking at us about things we did not like any of where we are, greeting my friends!!

Feels Light Candles And Feels Salts

Test results when I joined a seminar on type person, I was included in 17% of people in the world. Actually type of people in the world is divided into 4 parts, and type is the type most influent (60%) or more precisely those who do not like the opposition, like the monotony of work and not like a change in employment. And that 17% is a type of thinkers, analysts and inventors for example albert instein, thomas edison etc negligent. But this type is distinguished by the character that is hard and always wanted to change continuously or called enovasi. Type which only 2% is a type of authoritarian leaders such as Saddam Hussein, Hitler, etc. and the last type only 11% are the greatest people diseni and sports.

From the little I like to analyze the word of God and of the analysis that I found something that probably a lot of people do not like the word of God is mostly a metaphor and allegory must have an understanding with clear thinking and no interest in it and the results are very simple things for us to do it . Actually, if we’re honest with his words have only read 1 then we understand it right and do it, 100% sure we go to heaven for example “Being Salt & Light”. According to my analysis, God never think about the nature of man to get into heaven and never thought about the color of skin, shape of the face and the other another.

From the first words that we can understand with very simple, if we want to go to heaven means we should be able to give flavor and color that fits where we are. What is the purpose of flavors and colors that fit? yes of course as the “Salt & Light” time mother, wife or grandmother cook when fitting definitely gives salt we say awful cooking, not too salty and bland. And if we do not enlighten us on the ground or put us right in the eyes shine as they would glare but put a lamp or light on the top that can provide appropriate lighting in that room.

So if we want to go to heaven and hang with God then we should be able to give a sense of the favor in which we live in all the others, because by giving us a sense of pleasure with an automatic positive value wherever we live and the people are not neg with what we do because not too salty or bland but fitting. And to give good taste not the only financially but also with the aid of positive thinking and the power feels good. And after we do all that we really should not be arrogant or cocky because it will cause our light blinding others even until everyone could not see due to being blind all because one believes the truth and we make an idol of everyone because everyone will be centered to us.

We should be aware that the light of God will be worth fitting and comfortable at all and did not make us arrogant and cocky. From here it is very clear by without us reading verses about love or other verses of Allah, we would have done it all without exception is really something terrible ………………. GBU !!